"Cry Me A River"

So, whatever happened to Justin Timberlake? Is he in hiding b/c his ex recently had a baby and he's secretly heartbroken that HE wasn't the father of the Federletus?
Justin, why don't you do something equally scandelous like steal Angelina from Brad Pitt or adopt an asian baby with your girl Ms. Diaz and put yourself back on the map. Or, if you want to be ho-hum, put out another CD. Your fanbase is longing for some hot Timberlake action.