Xmas List Unfulfilled....

Here are the things I wanted for Christmas but didn't get:

1) A Maid
2) A filing monkey (for work mostly, but monkeys are just fun)
3) A periwinkle BMW convertible
4) A Money tree
5) A stylist that does my hair and makeup in the morning (c'mon, Mariah Carey has one!)
6) A new liver
7) An Alaskan Huskey complete w/sled to pull me to work every morning
8) James Taylor to sing me to sleep every night
9) One of the Backstreet Boys (I don't care which one )