Worst Week Ever

So, as of today, I am officially stepping off the spinnning wheel. Yep folks! You heard it here first - it's the second hottest story of the weekend. Mozo is OFFICIALLY removing herself from the dating scene. I'm done. I've had it up to my elbows with inconsistent assholes not calling or following through. I'm through with all of it.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say something to all the inconsiderate, inconsistent shit-bags that never called, stood me up, lied to me, etc:

Hey guys! Go f**k yourselves! I hope you catch a nasty case of herpes, syphillis, or crabs.

Ahhh... that feels just a little better.