Mozo's Moans - Except This Time I'm a Moaning Mozo

• I have some things I would like to get off my chest:
  
  I’m in a list-y sort of mood so I’m going to write down all the things that are wrong with me. Why do this, you ask? Well, when I was growing up, I firmly believed that I was absolutely perfect. There wasn’t a damn thing wrong with me! Life was good this way. However, after falling down the stairs – tasting my foot in my mouth more times that I can count – or suffering the occasional bad hair-day – I realize that I’m slightly less than perfect.
  
  So here is somewhat comprehensive list of Mozo’s flaws:
  
  I have impulse control. I have little self-control and say or do things that later cause me to go… OOOPS!
  
  I’m a moody little minx.
  
  I don’t call people back when I really should.
  
  Sometimes I don’t’ wash my face or brush my teeth before I go to bed.
  
  My feet sweat – excessively. This in turn, causes them to smell – excessively.
  
  I often forget to use my “inside-voice.”
  
  I don’t take out the garbage or check the mail as often as I should. And sometimes, I don’t even open my mail. I hate all mail.
  
  I am kind of messy and disorganized.
  
  I sometimes leave things to the last minute.
  
  I don’t really know why I feel like listing my flaws… physically I don’t think I have too many. Perhaps I should list conceited as a flaw?