Subway/Foot drama

My morning – I was en route to the subway platform when this retard steps on the back of my flip flop, causing it to come OFF and forcing me to place my beautifully manicured ped on the dingy, disgusting subway station floor! I thought I was going to freak out. Besides the fact that I was tired, hadn’t had my coffee, and was not looking forward to standing squished against a subway door on my morning commute, I now had to deal with this. So, in typical New York City fashion – I loudly exclaim, “That SUCKS!” To which he emphatically replied, “I’m SORRY!” This was a beautiful exchange. I relish putting it in writing.